That can't possibly be what I smell like. Recorded at Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, TX.
Sometimes, not even the thought counts. Recorded at Bill Miller's Castle in Branford, CT.
Sometimes it's just too much information. Recorded at Kiawah Island Golf Resort in Kiawah, SC.
Why wait for New Year's to start your resolution? Recorded at the Black Rock Center for the Arts in Germantown, MD.
The epic story of my audition for the Broadway show, STOMP.
The airport messages vary from city to city. Recorded at Slapsticks Comedy Club in South Park Township, PA.
A very optimistic view of marriage. Recorded at the Ritz Theatre in Tiffin, OH.
Students repeating what they hear at home. Recorded at the Santander Performing Arts Center in Reading, PA.
The teacher rating website, RateMyTeachers.com. Recorded at the Strand-Capitol Performing Arts Center in York, PA.
I felt a little out of place at a Jay-Z concert. Recorded at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, PA.
My other job as a high school marching band show designer. Recorded at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, PA.
Creative reasons to unfriend people on Facebook. Recorded at The Comedy Underground in Seattle, WA.
My yoga joke gets derailed by the nerdiest heckler ever. Recorded at Stand Up Scottsdale in Scottsdale, AZ.
Being in my high school marching band. Recorded at the Enid Event Center in Enid, OK.
I only roast the ones I love... and this includes Super 8. Recorded at Lincoln Center in Fort Collins, CO.
I'm somewhere on the OCD spectrum. Recorded at The Joke Joint in Saint Paul, MN.
Sometimes, getting heckled on the internet is even worse than getting heckled live.
The devil doesn't seem to be interested in tempting me or another guy in the audience. Recorded at The DC Improv in Washington, DC.
Kids today can't even eat a bowl of Cheerios without putting it on Instagram.