A very optimistic view of marriage. Recorded at the Ritz Theatre in Tiffin, OH.
Students repeating what they hear at home. Recorded at the Santander Performing Arts Center in Reading, PA.
The teacher rating website, RateMyTeachers.com. Recorded at the Strand-Capitol Performing Arts Center in York, PA.
I felt a little out of place at a Jay-Z concert. Recorded at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, PA.
My other job as a high school marching band show designer. Recorded at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, PA.
Creative reasons to unfriend people on Facebook. Recorded at The Comedy Underground in Seattle, WA.
My yoga joke gets derailed by the nerdiest heckler ever. Recorded at Stand Up Scottsdale in Scottsdale, AZ.
Being in my high school marching band. Recorded at the Enid Event Center in Enid, OK.
I only roast the ones I love... and this includes Super 8. Recorded at Lincoln Center in Fort Collins, CO.
I'm somewhere on the OCD spectrum. Recorded at The Joke Joint in Saint Paul, MN.
Sometimes, getting heckled on the internet is even worse than getting heckled live.
The devil doesn't seem to be interested in tempting me or another guy in the audience. Recorded at The DC Improv in Washington, DC.
Kids today can't even eat a bowl of Cheerios without putting it on Instagram.
The previous generation of men were always more manly men. Recorded at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle in Royal Oak, MI.
Sometimes people walk out of your show. Sometimes you have to mention it. Recorded at The Comedy Nest in Montreal, QC.
Doing double duty. Recorded at Bier Baron in Washington DC.
They’re just advertising breakfast, but something about drizzling some AM on your PM sounds really dirty to me.
I thought for sure it would be “beef”. Let’s hope “beefs” is a word.
I’m not as bald as the average Pearl Jam fan. I count that as a big win. #MadisonSquareGarden (at Madison Square Garden)
Sometimes 100% just isn't enough. Recorded at C'Ville Coffee in Charlottesville, VA.