Sometimes, getting heckled on the internet is even worse than getting heckled live.
The devil doesn't seem to be interested in tempting me or another guy in the audience. Recorded at The DC Improv in Washington, DC.
Kids today can't even eat a bowl of Cheerios without putting it on Instagram.
The previous generation of men were always more manly men. Recorded at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle in Royal Oak, MI.
Sometimes people walk out of your show. Sometimes you have to mention it. Recorded at The Comedy Nest in Montreal, QC.
Doing double duty. Recorded at Bier Baron in Washington DC.
They’re just advertising breakfast, but something about drizzling some AM on your PM sounds really dirty to me.
I thought for sure it would be “beef”. Let’s hope “beefs” is a word.
I’m not as bald as the average Pearl Jam fan. I count that as a big win. #MadisonSquareGarden (at Madison Square Garden)
Sometimes 100% just isn't enough. Recorded at C'Ville Coffee in Charlottesville, VA.
Thank you… I noticed. #chicagopubliclibrary (at Harold Washington Library)
Even at 9:45 on a Friday night, I always have that tiny urge to just ride the train all the way to the beach. #coneyisland
Nothing says Christmas like superheroes. #astoria (at Astoria, Queens)