Tony Deyo

Stand-up Comedian

If it's not broken...

Los Angeles has once again proven itself the intellectual center of the universe. In an effort to be environmentally conscious, tanning salons in LA have begun introducing solar-powered tanning beds. Unfortunately, God patented that idea about 14 billion years ago. He called it “the outside”.

In their defense, they do realize this is a ridiculous idea. They explain it by saying they are “the sun’s middle man”.