Tony Deyo

Stand-up Comedian

Amazon Grocery Store

Life just keeps getting better. I’ve recently found out that I can now get my groceries from This is great news… because just yesterday, I was thinking that although I’m causing a small amount of pollution and global warming by driving to the store… how can I really amp up my own carbon footprint? Answer… having groceries flown in.

Here’s a picture of my peanut butter landing at Greensboro International Airport.