Tony Deyo

Stand-up Comedian

At least he traveled well...

Flight delay at LaGuardia that will cause me to miss my connecting flight:
- Stress equivalent of 2 days off of my life

Getting rebooked on another flight, but having to get luggage pulled from the first plane and take a shuttle to a completely different airport and start the entire process again:
- 4 weeks off of my life

Bumper to bumper traffic all the way to JFK, leaving me just under an hour to check in and clear security at one of the busiest airports in the world:
- 7 months off of my life

Getting bumped up to first class:
- Totally worth dying early for