Tony Deyo

Stand-up Comedian

Best parent ever... or worst?


I was wandering through the Atlanta airport a few days ago and came upon what appeared to be a child that had been left alone. What it turned out to be was a child that was watching his mother through the glass aquarium doors of the airport smoker’s lounge. On the one hand, this mother was so concerned about the quality of the air that her child was breathing, she made sure not to subject him to those toxins. On the other hand, momma gotta burn one off so bad, I’ll leave you outside this room for a bit while I sit in here and slowly kill myself. What do you think?