Tony Deyo

Stand-up Comedian

Family heirloom...

Sharper Image Turbo-Groomer

The premier men’s lighted grooming tool just got sleeker. Introducing the handsome, high-torque Turbo-Groomer®

The LEDs last 110,000 hours — or several lifetimes of nose-hair trimming!

Really? Several lifetime’s of nose-hair trimming? What do they think it is… an antique credenza? I’m not going to pass it down from generation to generation.