Tony Deyo

Stand-up Comedian

I'll take a million blue ones...

This is the M&M Store in Times Square. Now, I did not get a degree in business… but I’m guessing that the rent here is about $100,000 a month. Their biggest seller is a tiny piece of candy-coated chocolate, that probably goes for about 3 cents retail. Seems like a bad business model… but again, I didn’t major in that. Maybe I should start brainstorming.

“Welcome to Park Avenue Toothpicks.”