Tony Deyo

Stand-up Comedian

Is that possum I smell?


No… whitetail sex scent.

Hunters never cease to fascinate me. Apparently if you want to kill an animal, it doesn’t hurt to smell like their junk. I think the greatest thing about this whitetail sex scent… is that if you read carefully, you’ll see it doesn’t “freeze, spill, or wash away.” So, so sweet. I think at this point, when you’ve decided that you don’t need the smell of humping deers to wash off… you’ve checked out of society for good.
Deer poon… available at the animal-sex fragrance counter of a hunting store near you.