It's go time!
It’s not every day that you get a package from Comedy Central. As much as I hoped it was a notarized letter proclaiming me the funniest person on earth, it was not to be. They did tell me, though, that I made it to the regional finals of their Open Mic Fight competition. I made it in with 71 other comics from around the country. I hope there’s no actual fighting that takes place. I like to think of my comedy as more like Gandhi and less like the Iron Sheik.
P.S. If you were interested in sending me fan mail, but noticed that I grayed out my address on the picture above, please send all correspondence c/o:
77 Unbelievably Funny Road
Hilarioustown, NY 71634