Tony Deyo

Stand-up Comedian

Keep moving kids... nothing to see here

Today, I stopped to watch a group of kids on a school field trip. I was just outside of the NY Public Library… and I thought that was a great place to bring them. It’s one of America’s grandest public structures… amazing architecture… and a mind-blowing collection of information. And as I watched them, I saw them walk around the corner… and walk straight past… without any of the chaperones even pointing a finger in the direction of the library.

Hopefully they were going someplace even more educational… like the Applebee’s in Times Square. I hear that they have an amazing Fried Chicken Salad.