Tony Deyo

Stand-up Comedian

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Just so you know, we’re not going to call fish, fish anymore. They’re sea kittens. PETA said so. It seems that “fish” is not a cute enough name, so we eat them. I disagree with their premise. There’s no cuter name that “moo cow”… but we eat millions of those every year.

This cat though… totally on board with the sea kitten idea.