Tony Deyo

Stand-up Comedian

No, no, no, no... okay sure.


Dear Rental Car Company Counter Employees, 

A couple of things…
1) I do not want your insurance.  If you ask me four times and I say “no” four times, this is your cue not to ask me a fifth time.
2) Until gas stations cease to exist, I can fill up the car myself before returning it.  Your threats to charge me $12 a gallon do not scare me.
Thank you.