Tony Deyo

Stand-up Comedian

My most recent Instagram pics...

@jasonkanter I'll see your "skipping 2-13" and raise you a 2 floor hotel that numbered them 1 and 9.
This is what it looks like when the neighborhood kids are going to the mattresses.
Ten years in NYC, and I finally stumbled across Seinfeld at a club. He's getting ready to tape his new special at The Comic Strip.
Got a chance to meet the great Mort Sahl this past weekend. I've had to rethink my retirement age estimate.
Tonight, I get to see an absolute legend in stand-up. A ground-breaking pioneer of the art form. #MortSahl
This is how I remind 4:00 a.m. me that I'm not flying out of the usual airport.
Thanks to everyone over at @redeyefnc Lots of fun.
Mid-90s Harrisonburg VA flashbacks in the middle of Indiana. #Gattis
The band's back together. #UncleAndy
When you get a pint glass as a groomsman gift, I don't think the idea is that you'll use it for kale smoothies.
Kids today can't even eat a bowl of Cheerios without putting it on Instagram.
Sidewalk chalk + silly boy = toddler version of "camo-ing up" #LittleRanger
In Montreal, away from our news, and the hotel still managed to put me in a room that reminds me of the election. #ElectoralCollegeVotes
Montreal shows this Thur-Sat at Comedy Nest. #montrealcomedy
Thanks North Carolina for a great weekend. It's always nice to get back. #carolina
You know, you could just not rent the room. You don't have to make it look like a murder scene.
Saw the Utopia III floating up the East River today. Am I to assume Utopia 1 and 2 weren't quite... utopian?
Happy birthday to my little man who loves the cymbal room at Guitar Center as much as I do.
It's not a telescope.